My name is Cassidy Tackle-Attack Jenkins. I like women. I do, however, pee on men. I like to take pictures of my girlfriend and I kissing in front of my phone.
My face is so beautiful that mere mortals cannot even comprehend its magnificence. One thousand people just died right now. That's a day in the life of Russians.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Machiavelli is my hero. Did I mention he's my great(x7)-grandfather?
Why did you kill Becca?
THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE IS GOD.